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Just Fucking Prompt It

By jakobpirk

Makes JFPI links: joke links for people who ask questions an AI could have answered.

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Checks passed
12 / 22

2 failed · 8 not measured

Median response
785 ms

Median of successful probes over 7 days

30-day uptime
Not measured

Share of countable probes over 30 days, including daily rollups. Auth challenges are excluded.

Discovered tools
2

Tool definitions returned by this server

Independent monitoring

Health & checks

Status history

Responded

The server completed its last measured handshake. This is an observation, not a guarantee.

Last checked
Check summary by test group
Test areaPassedFailedUnmeasured
ConnectionCan a client connect and discover tools?
500
Reliability & speedDoes it respond consistently and quickly?
004
Access & authenticationWhat is required to use this server?
102
Tool qualityAre the tool definitions usable by an agent?
400
Publisher identityCan the publisher be traced to its source?
222

Unmeasured means there is not enough evidence to decide. How these checks work

Inspect individual checks 22 recorded

Core

  • Pass
    Reachable

    Latest probe returned HTTP 200 in 785 ms.

  • Pass
    Valid handshake

    protocolVersion 2025-11-25, serverInfo.name jfpi.

  • Pass
    Lists tools

    tools/list returned 2 tools.

  • Pass
    Current protocol

    Negotiated 2025-11-25. The bar is 2025-06-18 or newer.

  • Pass
    HTTPS

    The endpoint URL is https.

Performance

  • Not measured
    Fast (p50)

    Median latency 785 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 1000 ms. Need at least 5 samples.

  • Not measured
    Consistent (p95)

    95th percentile 785 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 3000 ms. Need at least 20 samples.

  • Not measured
    Reliable (uptime)

    1 of 1 attempts returned a tool list in 30 days (100%). The bar is 99%. Need at least 30 samples.

  • Not measured
    Stable tool list

    Fewer than two successful probes in 30 days, so tool-list stability is not measured.

Access

  • Pass
    Open access

    tools/list succeeded with no credential, and the record declares none.

  • Not measured
    Standard auth

    Auth is not required, so the OAuth metadata check does not apply.

  • Not measured
    Free tier cited

    No publisher quote has been checked.

Tools

  • Pass
    Tools described

    Every tool description is at least 20 characters.

  • Pass
    Valid input schemas

    Every inputSchema is a JSON Schema object.

  • Pass
    Parameters documented

    2 of 2 parameters have a description (100%). The bar is 80%.

  • Pass
    Safety hints

    Every tool sets readOnlyHint or destructiveHint.

Publisher

  • Pass
    Verified namespace

    Listed in the Official MCP Registry.

  • Not measured
    Website matches publisher

    This namespace is not a reverse domain, so the website comparison does not apply.

  • Fail
    Source repo linked

    No repository URL is on file.

  • Fail
    Repo owner matches

    The GitHub repository owner does not match the namespace login.

  • Pass
    Recently updated

    Updated 2026-10-29T09:57:34.478528Z, within 180 days.

  • Not measured
    Open-source licence

    No GitHub repository to ask about a licence.

Start using Just Fucking Prompt It

Connect to this server

Choose your client, copy the configuration, then enable the server in your client’s MCP settings.

Run this command in your terminal, then restart Claude Code.

Claude Code

claude mcp add --transport http just-fucking-prompt-it https://www.justfuckingprompt.it/mcp

Capabilities

Tools 2

create_jfpi_link

Creates a Just Fucking Prompt It (JFPI) link for a question someone could have asked an AI themselves. JFPI is a joke site in the spirit of "Let Me Google That For You": whoever opens the link watches the question being typed into an AI, then gets a cheeky answer in the chosen tone. Use it only when the user asks for a JFPI or "just prompt it" link for someone else, or explicitly wants to tease another person about a question that was easy to ask an AI. Do not use it on your own initiative, and never use it to mock the user you are talking to. Input: the other person's question, as they asked it (max 500 characters). Optional tone: mild, rude, brutal (default mild). The site checks every question; offensive or abusive ones are refused. Returns the link and a short line in the chosen tone that you can say together with it. Give the user the link exactly as returned.

Discovered
list_tones

Lists the tones a JFPI link can have (mild, rude, brutal), each with a one-line description and an example of how the answer opens. Use it when the user wants to choose how rude the link should be.

Discovered

Recent measurements

Probe history

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Latest stored probes. Raw probe rows are kept for 14 days.
CheckedResultResponseTools
Connected785 ms2

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