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MCP server · Payments & trading

io.github.Fish-Tacos/sati-grumpy

By Fish-Tacos Verified namespace

MCP commerce surface for refurbished datacenter hardware, with x402 agent-payment discovery.

Source codeFinance & paymentsAI models & agentsCommerce & marketing
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Checks passed
12 / 22

2 failed · 8 not measured

Median response
403 ms

Median of successful probes over 7 days

30-day uptime
Not measured

Share of countable probes over 30 days, including daily rollups. Auth challenges are excluded.

Discovered tools
5

Tool definitions returned by this server

Independent monitoring

Health & checks

Status history

Responded

The server completed its last measured handshake. This is an observation, not a guarantee.

Last checked
Check summary by test group
Test areaPassedFailedUnmeasured
ConnectionCan a client connect and discover tools?
500
Reliability & speedDoes it respond consistently and quickly?
004
Access & authenticationWhat is required to use this server?
102
Tool qualityAre the tool definitions usable by an agent?
220
Publisher identityCan the publisher be traced to its source?
402

Unmeasured means there is not enough evidence to decide. How these checks work

Inspect individual checks 22 recorded

Core

  • Pass
    Reachable

    Latest probe returned HTTP 200 in 403 ms.

  • Pass
    Valid handshake

    protocolVersion 2025-11-25, serverInfo.name sati-grumpy.

  • Pass
    Lists tools

    tools/list returned 5 tools.

  • Pass
    Current protocol

    Negotiated 2025-11-25. The bar is 2025-06-18 or newer.

  • Pass
    HTTPS

    The endpoint URL is https.

Performance

  • Not measured
    Fast (p50)

    Median latency 403 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 1000 ms. Need at least 5 samples.

  • Not measured
    Consistent (p95)

    95th percentile 403 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 3000 ms. Need at least 20 samples.

  • Not measured
    Reliable (uptime)

    1 of 1 attempts returned a tool list in 30 days (100%). The bar is 99%. Need at least 30 samples.

  • Not measured
    Stable tool list

    Fewer than two successful probes in 30 days, so tool-list stability is not measured.

Access

  • Pass
    Open access

    tools/list succeeded with no credential, and the record declares none.

  • Not measured
    Standard auth

    Auth is not required, so the OAuth metadata check does not apply.

  • Not measured
    Free tier cited

    No publisher quote has been checked.

Tools

  • Pass
    Tools described

    Every tool description is at least 20 characters.

  • Pass
    Valid input schemas

    Every inputSchema is a JSON Schema object.

  • Fail
    Parameters documented

    0 of 9 parameters have a description (0%). The bar is 80%.

  • Fail
    Safety hints

    5 tools set neither readOnlyHint nor destructiveHint.

Publisher

  • Pass
    Verified namespace

    Listed in the Official MCP Registry.

  • Not measured
    Website matches publisher

    This namespace is not a reverse domain, so the website comparison does not apply.

  • Pass
    Source repo linked

    A repository URL is on file.

  • Pass
    Repo owner matches

    The GitHub repository owner matches the namespace login.

  • Pass
    Recently updated

    Updated 2026-08-16T20:49:36.068028Z, within 180 days.

  • Not measured
    Open-source licence

    The GitHub licence lookup has not returned an OSI result yet.

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Connect to this server

Choose your client, copy the configuration, then enable the server in your client’s MCP settings.

Run this command in your terminal, then restart Claude Code.

Claude Code

claude mcp add --transport http io-github-fish-tacos-sati-grumpy https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp

Capabilities

Tools 5

add_to_cart

Add a Salvage & Surplus product to your cart and receive a cart token. Requires a valid SKU. Returns cart_token needed for checkout.

Discovered
checkout

Initiate checkout for a cart. Provide cart_token from add_to_cart and a billing email. Returns a payment_token required to complete the purchase.

Discovered
confirm_payment

Confirm payment using a payment_token from checkout and a cc_token (credit card token). Completes the Salvage & Surplus purchase and returns an order confirmation.

Discovered
get_product

Retrieve full details for a Salvage & Surplus product by SKU. Example SKUs: GR-001, GR-002, GR-003, GR-004, GR-005.

Discovered
search_products

Search Salvage & Surplus product catalog. Returns matching GPU rigs, server racks, drive arrays, and network gear. Filter by category: compute, servers, storage, networking, support.

Discovered

Recent measurements

Probe history

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Latest stored probes. Raw probe rows are kept for 14 days.
CheckedResultResponseTools
Connected403 ms5

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