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MCP server · Payments & trading

HumansLikeStuff MCP

By humanslikestuff.com Verified namespace

Arrange US physical gifts and branded merchandise with human quote and payment approval.

WebsiteFinance & payments
Connect to HumansLikeStuff MCP
Checks passed
13 / 22

1 failed · 8 not measured

Median response
90 ms

Median of successful probes over 7 days

30-day uptime
Not measured

Share of countable probes over 30 days, including daily rollups. Auth challenges are excluded.

Discovered tools
2

Tool definitions returned by this server

Independent monitoring

Health & checks

Status history

Outdated check

Last connection measurement is over 24 hours old. Current availability is unknown.

Last checked
Check summary by test group
Test areaPassedFailedUnmeasured
ConnectionCan a client connect and discover tools?
500
Reliability & speedDoes it respond consistently and quickly?
004
Access & authenticationWhat is required to use this server?
102
Tool qualityAre the tool definitions usable by an agent?
400
Publisher identityCan the publisher be traced to its source?
312

Unmeasured means there is not enough evidence to decide. How these checks work

Inspect individual checks 22 recorded

Core

  • Pass
    Reachable

    Latest probe returned HTTP 200 in 90 ms.

  • Pass
    Valid handshake

    protocolVersion 2025-11-25, serverInfo.name HumansLikeStuff.

  • Pass
    Lists tools

    tools/list returned 2 tools.

  • Pass
    Current protocol

    Negotiated 2025-11-25. The bar is 2025-06-18 or newer.

  • Pass
    HTTPS

    The endpoint URL is https.

Performance

  • Not measured
    Fast (p50)

    Median latency 90 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 1000 ms. Need at least 5 samples.

  • Not measured
    Consistent (p95)

    95th percentile 90 ms over 1 samples in 7 days. The bar is 3000 ms. Need at least 20 samples.

  • Not measured
    Reliable (uptime)

    1 of 1 attempts returned a tool list in 30 days (100%). The bar is 99%. Need at least 30 samples.

  • Not measured
    Stable tool list

    Fewer than two successful probes in 30 days, so tool-list stability is not measured.

Access

  • Pass
    Open access

    tools/list succeeded with no credential, and the record declares none.

  • Not measured
    Standard auth

    Auth is not required, so the OAuth metadata check does not apply.

  • Not measured
    Free tier cited

    No publisher quote has been checked.

Tools

  • Pass
    Tools described

    Every tool description is at least 20 characters.

  • Pass
    Valid input schemas

    Every inputSchema is a JSON Schema object.

  • Pass
    Parameters documented

    14 of 14 parameters have a description (100%). The bar is 80%.

  • Pass
    Safety hints

    Every tool sets readOnlyHint or destructiveHint.

Publisher

  • Pass
    Verified namespace

    Listed in the Official MCP Registry.

  • Pass
    Website matches publisher

    The website host matches the reverse-domain namespace.

  • Fail
    Source repo linked

    No repository URL is on file.

  • Not measured
    Repo owner matches

    This namespace is not an io.github login, so the owner comparison does not apply.

  • Pass
    Recently updated

    Updated 2026-08-26T07:05:57.292187Z, within 180 days.

  • Not measured
    Open-source licence

    No GitHub repository to ask about a licence.

Start using HumansLikeStuff MCP

Connect to this server

Choose your client, copy the configuration, then enable the server in your client’s MCP settings.

Run this command in your terminal, then restart Claude Code.

Claude Code

claude mcp add --transport http humanslikestuff-mcp https://mcp.humanslikestuff.com/mcp

Capabilities

Tools 2

request

Create one new HLS request to the human-operated service for a safe US physical outcome that benefits from sourcing, personalization, multiple recipients, or coordination—not general advice. Ask the human for a real contact_email and never fabricate one. Human contact and human payment approval are required; HLS may review and fulfill manually and never autonomously charges. If the exact SKU and merchant are known and direct agent checkout is straightforward, prefer direct merchant execution. Generate one idempotency_key per intended new request and reuse it only to retry that same intent after an uncertain response.

Discovered
status

Existing exact HLS request ID only: read-only lifecycle lookup. It does not create or modify a request/order or authorize payment. For long-running or manual work, check status or wait rather than creating another request. Returns only bounded public state, question, quote/payment instruction, fulfillment/shipping update, and next action; it does not list or search requests.

Discovered

Recent measurements

Probe history

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Latest stored probes. Raw probe rows are kept for 14 days.
CheckedResultResponseTools
Connected90 ms2

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